bro, i missed some text but god damn this shit was funny. Heather, do u plan on making more games like this with your amazing memes and humor?
A downloadable dissociated mess for Windows, macOS, and Linux
a FULL adaptation of the text of Epistle 3, believed to be the synopsis to the unreleased game Half Life 3, from a person who has never finished a Half Life game.
"shloud not even exist" -- dommy9111
- weird funerals
- a gun that can shoot everything
- this weird heartbeat sound in your left ear
- Combine soldiers
- the BREENGRUB
- gross misunderstandings of lore
- THAT SNEERING TRICKSTER, G-MAN
fuckin..... download the file, unpack it, and run the executable
if you get the error "The application “EPISTLE 3” can’t be opened" on mac you can circumvent it by Right Clicking > Show Package Contents, then go to Contents > MacOS > EPISTLE 3 (which you Right Click > Open) (thanks brian)
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OMG HALF LIFE 3 COMFIRMED!?!?!?!?WEWERHR
what the fuck
how did you get half life 3 early
i like the snow
i finally played it
jk i love it
I shot stuff. and the stuff said things. Gameplay wise, the source engine is looking more unified these days
Best thing I'll see all day.
i can't believe u've done this........
this very immersive experience and excellent conclusion to the series was marred only by the inability to finally have gordon and barney confess their desire to be more than friends
off to ao3
linux build seems to have a bug where the first groundshootin message gets stuck on screen forever and i can't read anythnig else
That's super weird... Were you playing in fullscreen?
Yep, fullscreen 1920x1080 max settings
I've heard of problems with Unity and mouse controls with fullscreen... try playing it in windowed mode, if possible?
Nope, it's the same
I shoot the ground, get the appropriate message, and then that's the only message I ever get
Ubuntu 17.10 GNOME Nvidia GTX1070, um, on a Ryzen chip that I forget the exact designation
This game is very funny! I know you say you haven't played any of the games, and I believe that, but I love how aware of characterizations you are regardless. Every response feels 'right'!
i haven't played this game although I'm not sure if that's very much of a different ontological position then the rest of the people in this comments section.
Finally, the epic conclusion to the Ham Flight series has arrived. Garden Feedham's epic journey finally comes to a close, giving hardcore fans the closure they've so desperately clamored for over the years.
gave it a shot and rifled thru all the dialogue. a barrel of laughs that puts a lot of stock in the lore but doesn't make it the butt of the joke
Thanks for playing!
Never in my life I thought I'd want Half Life 3 as a first person shooter text adventure
hey heather????? quick question heather????? quick question????? quick q heather?????
"God it's so late" - Gordon Freeman
it's impossible to express how much i loved this. thank you for this gift. i wish it came bundled with all of the original games.
one of the scenes nearly made my computer explode, but ALL of the scenes made my brain explode highly recommended
FINALLY the epic conclusion that wraps everything up and now I can rest
what the fuck is this shit ?